>> the lord asleeping part, i'm all for because if the lords leap far enough, they might fall off something and then they'll be gone forever. it is the eight maids a milking i take exception with. i think men can do a milking job. i don't think it should be limited to maids. >> john: i agree. >> i'm all for partridges in pear trees, it is just so hard to find a pear tree here in los angeles. it would be more like a lizard in an avocado tree here. that would be a great deal cheaper and more healthy i think really in the end. >> john: i applaud your role to get gender rolls out of maids a milking. the fact that a giant international bank put a price tag on a song promoting reckless spending for this holiest of holidays is that quintessentially american at this point? >> it is as american as cursing someone out at the mall when they take your parking place when you're going to buy gifts for people you love. here in l.a. human life, as you know, is disregarded almost utterly. people are extra big a-holes during the holidays here and as far as cutting you off and not letting you do what you want